Hij kwam niet verder, want Stalin explodeerde opnieuw.
'We hebben die verdomde atoombom van jou niet nodig om te vechten en te winnen! Wat we nodig hebben zijn socialistische zielen en harten! Wie voelt dat hij nooit overwonnen kan worden, kan ook nooit overwonnen worden!'
'Voor zover iemand geen atoombom op hem laat vallen', zei Allan.
'Ik zal het kapitalisme vernietigen! Hoor je dat? Ik zal iedere afzonderlijke kapitalist vernietigen! En ik begin met jou, hond, als je ons niet helpt met die bom!'
Allan wilde echter niet langer aan tafel zitten en beledigingen aanhoren. Hij was naar Moskou gekomen om te helpen, niet om uitgescholden te worden. Stalin mocht het zelf uitzoeken.
'Ik heb iets bedacht', zei Allan.
'En dat is?' vroeg Stalin boos.
'Zou je die snor van je niet eens afscheren?'
Daarmee was het diner voorbij, want de tolk viel flauw.
...you'll see that things will turn out like they do, because that is what usually happens - almost always, in fact
Jonas JonassonThere are undoubtedly advantages to being dead, said Julius.
Jonas JonassonAllan pochválil Herberta za dobre vykonanú prácu a skvelý herecký výkon. Herbert sa začervenal, chválu odbil mávnutím ruky a pridal komentár, že nie je ťažké hrať hlupáka, keď ním je. Allan povedal, že nevie, aké ťažké to môže byť, pretože tí hlupáci, ktorých doteraz v živote stretol, sa všetci pokúšali hrať opak.
Jonas JonassonMots clés hlupost
Never try to out-drink a Swede, unless you happen to be a Finn or at least a Russian.
Jonas JonassonBucket had started his criminal career in Braas, not far from when Allan and his new friends now found themselves. There he had gotten together with some like-minded peers and started the motorcycle club called The Violence. Bucket was the leader; he decided which newsstand was to be robbed of cigarettes next. He was the one who has chosen the name- The Violence, in English, not swedish. And he was the one who unfortunately asked his girlfriend Isabella to sew the name of the motorcycle club onto ten newly stolen leather jackets. Isabella had never really learned to spell properly at school, not in Swedish, and certainly not in English.
The result was that Isabella sewed The Violins on the jackets instead. As the rest of the club members had had similar academic success, nobody in the group noticed the mistake.
So everyone was very surprised when one day a letter arrived for The Violins in Braas from the people in charge of the concert hall in Vaxjo. The letter suggested that, since the club obviously concerned itself with classical music, they might like to put in am appearance at a concert with the city’s prestigious chamber orchestra, Musica Viate.
Bucket felt provoked; somebody was clearly making fun of him. One night he skipped the newsstand, and instead went into Vaxjo to throw a brick through the glass door of the concert hall. This was intended to teach the people responsible lesson in respect. It all went well, except that Bucket’s leather glove happened to follow the stone into the lobby. Since the alarm went off immediately, Bucket felt it would be unwise to try to retrieve the personal item in question.
Losing the glove was not good. Bucket had traveled to Vaxjo by motorbike and one hand was extremely cold all the way home to Braas that night. Even worse was the fact that Bucket’s luckless girlfriend had written Bucket’s name and adress inside the glove, in case he lost it."
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