what a fascinating mix a hospital can be of people in a huge hurry and people too slow to get out of their way.
Josh BazellMots clés hospital
Ah, youth. It's like heroin you've smoked instead of snorted. Gone so fast you can't believe you still have to pay for it.
Josh BazellThe fucking beef industry and the fucking HMO industry,' Friendly says. 'Al-Cowda and HMOsama.
Josh BazellIt's a weird curse, when you think about it. We're built for thought, and civilization, more than any other creature we've found. And all we really want to be is killers.
Josh BazellWhen God is truly angry, He will not send vengeful angels.
He will send Magdalena.
Then take her away.
It shows something, though: if you're going to be soulless, you should at least consider outsourcing your conscience to someone else.
Josh BazellMots clés humor beat-the-reaper
Calling a tongue piecing 'cosmetic' is a bit of a stretch, since you don't get one because it makes you look better. You get one because you're so desperate for affection that you're willing to gruesomely harm yourself to advertise how well you suck dick.
Josh BazellMots clés humor
So I'm on my way to work and I stop to watch a pigeon fight a rat in the snow, and some fuckhead tries to mug me!
Josh BazellMots clés humor first-lines
The complete destruction of the human race is fairly amusing, obviously, particularly if it's going to happen through overpopulation and technology, the only two hobbies we've ever taken seriously.
Josh BazellIf you're going to be soulless, you should at least consider outsourcing your conscience to someone else.
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