If Life is short, then mine is fat and balding also

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If my body is a Temple, then The Greeks and Romans ransacked it years ago

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To end any sort of conflict, environmentalists as a whole, should cut off their legs so they don't leave any kind of footprint

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While Sex without love is shallow, it's so profoundly uncomplicated

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Hotness and Genius have the same byproduct: Insanity

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To acknowledge the absurdly surreal is the clarity to embrace life as it is, not as we desire it- what you do with this information, hell if I know

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I freely admit to enjoying the attentions Women lavish on me- Although it's usually when they're taking my order

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If we are expected to show a gentle compassion for humanity, shouldn't we all have a wash care label sewn into each

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I wanted to marry the first girl that I fell in love with, but there were religious differences.
I was an agnostic and she was a Polycarbonate

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When Unicorns headbutt, there are no winners"


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