‎'let me in, she says!' pete laughs, hysterically. 'let me in so i can chew on your arm! would you like fries with that? i dont think so.' he cackles to himself, wicked crazy-- undead kirsty mckay

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silence falls. i open my eyes and ready myself to move, glancing down at me feet bridging the toilet bowl. it's gross that i haven't been able to flush, but if it's yellow, let it mellow...and run like hell-o. i have to make a move for the door, and fast--undead Kirsty Mckay

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i open my eyes and blow a straggle of hair out of my face. Not my hair, smitty's. his head is buried in the crook of my neck and he's out cold. he uses raspberry shampoo? what a big girl.

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Alice finds a packet of scotch eggs in someone's bag. And then there's nothing more to do other then to put on as many clothes as we can fit into, and wait: for the troops, sleep, or asphyxiation from pete's toxic egg farts, which ever comes first.

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Maybe he’s got a nicotine crave on. That must really suck: being a zombie who can’t get a smoke

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I’m evil, but I don’t care

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Here’s Lego Zombie Chef! Here’s Lego Zombie builder! See their grasping hands and posable limbs!

Kirsty McKay


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Could you just go downstairs and lock up the headless body first, please?"
It’s reasonable request.

Kirsty McKay


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Alice's face widens in horror. I left my candy Coture bag on the table!' 'Oh, the tragedy! Smitty joins in, girlying it up. The dead people might be.... touching it!

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I saw a bear once. I was peeing then, too.

Kirsty McKay

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