I have a weakness for tough guys who read.

Lisa Lutz


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I don't mind losing. Losing is like breathing to me.

Lisa Lutz


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If you haven't said 'I love you' to someone today, do it. You won't always be happy, but you should try to be. Don't be too afraid of germs. Those people have no fun. Remember to look around sometimes. You might see something you haven't seen before or at the very least avoid being hit by a flying object. Speaking of flying objects, don't spend your life looking for extraterrestrial life, unless you work for NASA. Remember that you always have to cooperate with someone. Life is an endless negotiation. Play fair. Stay out of jail. Don't live in the past. Eat breakfast. It really is the most important meal of the day. Try to make new friends, even when you think you're too old to do that. ...And finally, remember this" 'Yes' is always a better work than 'no'. Unless, of course, someone has just asked you to commit a felony.

Lisa Lutz

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....You should keep dental floss on you at all times; when your eyesight goes, quit driving; don't keep too many secrets, eventually they'll eat away at you. But the most valuable lesson he taught me was this: Every day we get older, and some of us get wiser, but there's no end to our evolution. We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us. And this is what I figured out on my own: Over the course of a lifetime, people change, but not as much as you'd think. Nobody really grows up.

Lisa Lutz

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She suspects her husband, Jake, might be gay."

"Did you suggest she ask him?"

Mom laughed. "Of course not. Business is slow.

Lisa Lutz

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No one is going to abduct me, Rae."

"That's what all abductees say.

Lisa Lutz

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What's her name?"

"None of your business."

"That can't possibly be her name.

Lisa Lutz

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I knew immediately that this was not going to work out. Hunter is the kind of guy who dates women who wear high heels and a cocktail dress on a first date. I can't even walk in heels, and I generally believe that someone has to earn the right to see my legs.

Lisa Lutz

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You're a terrible cook, Daniel."

"I know," he replied, "But it's the effort that counts."

"I hope that's not the slogan for your dental practice.

Lisa Lutz

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I'm staying," Henry said, annoyed.

"Why?"

"Because, if I leave, it would be like abandoning two mentally challenged people in a nuclear waste dump.

Lisa Lutz

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