I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!
Neil LeckmanMots clés humorous
I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!
Neil LeckmanMots clés humorous
I remember a bully once telling me that he was going to beat the stuffing out of me. After numerous blows it was evident to both of us that I didn't have any!!
Neil LeckmanMots clés horrible
Cheech and Chong Vs. HAL
"I can't do that Dave."
"Dave's not here, man"
"That does not compute. Dave"
"No man, Dave isn't here!!"
..."I'm sorry Dave but that is incorrect"
"No man, Dave's not here!!"
"Daisy, daisy,.... I'm self terminating now Dave...."
"No man, dave's not.....Is he gone?
Mots clés humorous
How many boxs of Fruit Loops do you need to smash to be considered a cereal killer?
Neil LeckmanMots clés neil-leckman
Have you ever had a large spider in the tub, figuring you'll wash it down the drain you turn on the shower, and set it to hot?
Only to have the stupid thing grab onto the edge of the drain and hiss at you!!
Mots clés life
I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.
Neil LeckmanMots clés humorous
They started the meeting out by saying, "Everybody please take your seats"
I was halfway back to my cubicle with mine before they stopped me...
Mots clés language-understanding
I never completely understood the phrase, "I took my medicine religiously", unless of course it was a religion I was unfamiliar with!!
Neil LeckmanQuickly look down, now you tell me, when you were little did you ever imagine that you'd be wearing those shoes? Mind blowing isn't it?
Neil LeckmanMots clés ironic
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