Bugs. Adam had'em.

Ogden Nash


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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

Ogden Nash

Mots clés humor marriage



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Professional men, they have no cares;
Whatever happens, they get theirs.

Ogden Nash


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I give you now Professor Twist
The conscientious scientist.
Trustees exclaimed, “He never bungles”
And sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside
One day he missed his lovely bride.
She had, the guide informed him later,
Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
You mean,” he said “a crocodile.!

Ogden Nash


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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.

Ogden Nash


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I have an idea that the phrase “weaker sex” was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.

Ogden Nash


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Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny –
Did you ever try buying them without money.

Ogden Nash

Mots clés humorous humor-inspirational



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People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they really don’t want it.

Ogden Nash


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There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful,
And who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.

Ogden Nash


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If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.

Ogden Nash

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