I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

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To this day, I feel a fierce warmth for women that have the same disregard for the social conventions of sexual protocol as I do. I love it when I meet a woman and her sexuality is dancing across her face, so it's apparent that all we need to do is nod and find a cupboard.

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I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type of person. Even now, when I do something wrong - if I say something inappropriate on a live tv show, for example - I half expect to have to deliver a note to Barbara Brand: 'Please come up to Channel 4 head office, Russell's done something despicable.

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Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox.

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Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery feels quite abstract and I long just to be in spiritual pain once more - 'damn you tiny assassin, clad in yellow and black, how I crave my former innocence where melancholy was my only trial'.

Russell Brand

Mots clés pain faith russell-brand articles wasps

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Have you been out in society recently? 'Cause it's SHIT.

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Mots clés society

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Be led by your talent, not by your self-loathing; those other things you just have to manage.

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Mots clés talent russell-brand self-destruction

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I hope it is not necessary for me to stress the platonic nature of our relationship- not platonic in the purest sense, there was no philosophical discourse, but we certainly didn't fuck, which is usually what people mean by platonic; which I bet would really piss Plato off, that for all his thinking and chatting his name has become an adjective for describing sexless trysts.

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Mots clés philosophy platonic plato russell-brand

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All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an analogy as we're likely to get for the futility of racism.

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Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.

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Mots clés humor inspirational satire goal-setting

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