from the poem Holographic Personality Disgrace:

Some people are such assholes that saying, "Look, again, I'm sorry I cut off my thumb and glued it to your baby's head because I thought you'd like him better as a unicorn" means nothing to them.

Sam Pink


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And I realize that there is nothing to worry about without first wanting to be alive a certain way.
That is somewhat relaxing to think.

Sam Pink


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If I ever find a dead horse, I am going to beat the fucking shit out of it.

Sam Pink


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Three days ago, I was fired from my job teaching at a college because one of my students
bet me that you don’t cum when you get a prostate exam and it took me seven minutes
to prove that dumb fucking kid wrong. It was hard to touch my own prostate, but
ultimately, I was correct. I came onto the floor and onto the person in the desk up front.
I said, “Kids, that is what is known as ‘empirical evidence’.

Sam Pink

Mots clés humor bizzaro



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My history is the history of things imagined and not-happened.

Sam Pink


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Not quite a piece of shit myself, but the streak for sure. For sure the area the shit passes over and leaves behind parts of itself.

Sam Pink


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I walk down the hallway and go into my room and call it a day and it calls me something else.

Sam Pink


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And I saw my reflection in a lake and I waited for it to freeze a little bit so I could break it with my boot.

Sam Pink

Mots clés self-loathing insane



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And I lie down on your carpet so long that you think I will stay forever but I get up and I see the indentation in the carpet and I get jealous and say, "I am no longer needed here.

Sam Pink

Mots clés self-loathing



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My ideal date would involve painful silence. My ideal date wouldn't involve me.

Sam Pink

Mots clés self-loathing



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