Es gibt zwei Arten von Menschen: intelligente und attraktive Leute wie Sie [...] und die sechs Milliarden Idioten, die uns im Weg herumstehen.

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Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.

Scott Adams

Mots clés wisdom truth human terrorism

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Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.

Scott Adams

Mots clés humor dilbert

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The job isn't done until you've blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.

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Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

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Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.

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There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

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Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.

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The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.

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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

Scott Adams

Mots clés engineering

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