Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
Steve MartinMots clés humor writing drinking
She has learned that her body is precious and it mustn't be offered carelessly ever again, as it holds a direct connection to her heart.
Steve MartinUnlike Ray Porter, his love is fearless and without reservation.
Steve MartinI have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.
Steve Martin...the divided world of Aspen, where locals with a sense of entitlement were pitted against developers with a sense of condominiums.
Steve MartinMots clés humor
I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.
Steve MartinThe self-prepared dinner is a great time killer for lonely people and as much time should be spent on it as possible.
Steve MartinI understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart.
Steve MartinMots clés love
Scientists at first were skeptical that a kitten-type being could exist in the rare Martian atmosphere. As a test, two Earth kittens were put in a chamber that simulated the Martian air. The diary of this experiment is fascinating:
6:00 A.M.: Kittens appear to sleep.
7:02 A.M.: Kitten wakes, darts from one end of cage to another for no apparent reason.
7:14 A.M.: Kitten runs up wall of cage, leaps onto other kitten for no apparent reason.
7:22 A.M.: Kitten lies on back and punches other kitten for no apparent reason.
7:30 A.M.: Kitten leaps, stops, darts left, abruptly stops, climbs wall, clings for two seconds, falls on head, darts right for no apparent reason.
7:51 A.M.: Kitten parses first sentence of daily newspaper that is at bottom of chamber.
With the exception of the parsing, all behavior is typical of Earth kitten behavior. The parsing activity, which was done with a small ball-point pen, was an anomaly.
Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
Steve MartinMots clés artists self-aggrandizement
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