Awkwardness, thy name is vampire.

“Irresistible force. Immovable object. Choose the one you want to be, and do it.”

“Vamps are really only like ten percent fun at any given time. The other ninety …”

“You can run. You can keep running to the ends of the earth. But I won’t be far …”

“Chapter Four : The things that go bump in the night...are probably registered v…”