Awkwardness, thy name is vampire.

“Friends in high places definitely helped- especially if you had enemies in even…”

“You can’t yadda yadda yadda nearly biting a fairy”

“Don’t let my youthful good looks confuse you. I now have two lifetimes of exper…”

“You are a Cadogan vampire, by blood and bone. You have fought for this House, a…”