Babe!

“Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, …”

“When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was …”

“So elves could be walking around in our midst, disguised as normal, everyday, v…”

“I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut ti…”