I just lost a buttonhole.

“I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I …”

“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”

“When I was a kid we had a sandbox. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child.…”

“If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?”