I just lost a buttonhole.

“I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat h…”

“I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I didn’t have that much time.”

“You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two…”

“So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I’m dragging t…”