Nippy Noodles

“Tom is back on a flight at 6:15 P.M. That is 6:15. Do you get it? Not 6:00 P.M.…”

“Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?”

“Look, girls and boys are different. Girls like to be touched twenty times a day…”

“Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.”