Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.

“On the radio, turned low, Reba sang of hard times with the full authority of a …”

“It's kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the dick…”

“A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. T…”

“It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decap…”