What a schmuck! Auteur: Lemony Snicket Copy Quote More from Lemony Snicket “When you think of me," she said quietly "think of a food you love very much.” “Your initial opinion on just about anything may change over time.” “There's information about everything from poetry topills, from picture frames t…” “If the Baudelaire orphans had been stalks of celery, they would not have been s…”