A man is an angel that has gone deranged.

Philip K. Dick

Mots clés absurd



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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Woody Allen

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The most preposterous notion that Homo sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.

Robert A. Heinlein

Mots clés history fantasy universe absurd dream creation evidence adoration expenses flattery homo-sapiens industry lord lord-god petulant prayers preposterous ruler



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Never was a cornflake girl;
Thought it was a good solution: hanging with the raisin girls.

Tori Amos

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HOBBES:
All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.

Bill Watterson

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Jon Stewart

Mots clés humor absurd thanksgiving



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No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.
"Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"
"What?"
"Oh, you'd like something simpler?

Terry Pratchett

Mots clés humor absurd police interrogation



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Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

Niels Bohr

Mots clés wisdom truth humour absurd



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Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

Jon Stewart

Mots clés paradox religion absurd organized-religion



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If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?

Jon Stewart

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