The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.
Dave BarryMots clés family children relationships trust babies grandparents baby grandmother babysitter grandfather
The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain't spitting it out.
Justin HalpernMots clés babies relativity
It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumb shit. He knows how it works.
Justin HalpernMots clés babies procreation
Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show. To begin my life with the beginning of my life, I record that I was born (as I have been informed and believe) on a Friday, at twelve o’clock at night. It was remarked that the clock began to strike, and I began to cry, simultaneously.
Charles DickensMots clés heroes babies birth coincidence clocks midnight famous-beginnings
I cried with pride as I looked into the face of a midwife from the next generation of baby catchers.
Peggy VincentMots clés babies childbirth women-s-rights midwives
I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us.
Charles DickensEverybody who has a baby thinks everybody who hasn't a baby ought to have a baby,
Which accounts for the success of such plays as the Irish Rose of Abie,
The idea apparently being that just by being fruitful
You are doing something beautiful,
Which if it is true
Means that the common housefly is several million times more beautiful than me or you.
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
Tina FeyHer eyes are wide and steady beneath the brim of her floppy cap. How far out of infancy do we lose this gaze, with its utter absence of expectation or prejudice? What is it like to simply see what is before you, without the skew of context?
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Well, dearest, what would you tell a farmer who had an over-abundant harvest? To plant less, of course!"...
"I am not complaining about the frequency of the planting," she said. "I’d just rather not reap a crop every year.
Mots clés sex humour babies harvest
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