Calvin: Today for show and tell, I've brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson from how this utterly unique and exquisite crystal turns into an ordinary, boring molecule of water just like every other one when you bring it into the classroom.
And now, while the analogy sinks in, I will be leaving you drips and going outside...
Mots clés miracle calvin snowflake
True wisdom consists in two things: Knowledge of God and Knowledge of Self.
John CalvinLook! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
Bill WattersonMots clés humor nature comics calvin-and-hobbes kids calvin hobbes comic comic-strips
I’m trying to decide whether to tell you two to get a room or go barf in the trash can,” Emma said. “I’m leaning toward the second choice. You are both getting way too weird. And gross.”
Cal barked out a laugh and slid his fingers down my arm to entwine with mine. His touch, and Emma’s comments, only made me blush more. Looks like Emma saw Cal lick my face after all.
Now that wasn’t awkward or anything.
Mots clés paranormal-romance funny young-adult calvin emma ya teen quirky yuki spirit-guide-series legend-of-witchtrot-road
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
Bill WattersonMots clés funny song calvin-and-hobbes calvin bill-watterson
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
Bill WattersonMots clés procrastination avoidance calvin-and-hobbes calvin
CALVIN: Hey, I got some mail! It's a Valentine card.
HOBBES: From Susie Derkins!
CALVIN: It says "Please be my Valentine."
HOBBES: You're Susie's Valentine!
CALVIN: I'm not her Valentine just because I got this in the mail, am I? Does the Post Master General know about this?
HOBBES: Calvin and Susie, sitting in a tree-ee! Kay-eye-ess-ess-eye-en-gee!
CALVIN: I don't have the KISS her, do I?! Is that what Valentines do??! Oh, gross!
HOBBES: First comes lo-ove, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage!
CALVIN: This can't be happening! I need a lawyer! She can't make me be her Valentine!
HOBBES: Here she comes! Here comes Susie!
SUSIE: Hi, Calvin.
CALVIN: Get away from me! I'm not your Valentine! Take your card back! Eww! Girls! YECCHH!
SUSIE: That card wasn't for YOU, you Moron. Didn't you read the back of the envelope?
CALVIN: "Calvin, please give this to Hobbes." HOBBES?!
HOBBES: Me? Really? Hot dog! Smooch City, here I come!
Mots clés mail calvin hobbes valentine envelope calvin-and-hobbes-bill-watterson smooch susie-derkins
I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.
Bill WattersonMots clés comics calvin-and-hobbes kids calvin hobbes genetics comic dreams-calvin-and-hobbes genes adam-gottbetter
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