I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. “We hooking up?”
“Why does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?”
“Um, I wasn’t aware that it did. Perhaps you have a guilty conscience.”
“Charley.”
“Is there something you need to get off your chest? Besides that skank I saw you with the other day?

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Charley's "FOR THE LOVE OF":

“Oh,FOR THE LOVE OF gravy”

“Just be honest with me, FOR THE LOVE OF applesauce, Gemma.”

“But FOR THE LOVE OF marinara, I typed, don’t shoot anyone.

Darynda Jones

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Holy mother of banana cream pie. They had pictures.

Darynda Jones

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You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.

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The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.”
I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.

Darynda Jones

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