Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.
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When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention).
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Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids.
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New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're sensitive, you look like you're homeless.The last guy to pick up a chick with an Apple was Adam. And when you sit across from another dateless loser with a laptop, it still doesn't look like you're working--it looks like you're playing Battleship.
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Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.
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A breakup is a loss to both parties; not only to he or she who is told that it’s over.
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The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*
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You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.
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Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.
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When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.
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