I had a dream about you. You were you, but you were many—a multitude of mannequins, each named Manny. And I was me, but I was Dark Jar Tin Zoo, and as such I made love to you—all of you. Then I woke up alone, naked, cuddling a mannequin I named after you who smells like you, because I spray it with the same fragrance you used to wear. Is that crazy? No, I didn’t think so either. 


Dora J. Arod

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I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.

Amy Sommers

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I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.

Amy Sommers

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I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.

Amy Sommers

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I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.

Nicole Riekhof

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I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting.

Nicole Riekhof

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I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.

Nicole Riekhof

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I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.

Nicole Riekhof

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I had a dream about you last night... you were there.

Nicole Riekhof

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I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.

Nicole Riekhof

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