We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.
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In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.
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The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way—contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there.
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A very ladylike bosom,” she said, approvingly.
“There’s nothing there,” I complained.
The clerk grinned. “I have been fitting bras for twenty-five years and no
one ever thinks her breasts are good enough,” she said. “You’ll save yourself a
lot of unhappiness if you accept and enjoy what you have. Neat little breasts are
very chic.
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Lily, the girl who’d talked back to the jock, said, “I want to get as far away
from my parents as possible. We’re like potassium and water.”
The other kids laughed and I said, “Huh?”
“If potassium comes into contact with water, it instantly combusts,” Lily
said slowly so if she was talking to a child.
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So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie.
James PattersonYou gonna put on your big-girl panties and fight with the boys, now?” He looked over his shoulder as if he expected me to blush or something.
“Who says I wear panties?”
I was certain that he flushed red this time. Laughing, I left him shaking his head and went on inside to find the Kid. We had work to do.
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What?" I said, suspicion starting to rise in me. "When did they start coming after you?"
"Was it— was it after the oil-slick Hummer crash?" the Gasman asked Iggy tentatively.
My eyes widened. Oil-slick Hummer crash?
Iggy rubbed his chin, thinking.
"Or maybe it was more— after the bomb," the Gasman said in a low voice, looking down.
"I think it was the bomb," Iggy agreed. "That definitely seemed to tick them off.
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I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!”
― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack
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110, 111 whatever it takes!"
Michael Keaton character in Mr. Mom
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