You know, I can’t wait for her to gets married because hell is made of fire and she said it would be frozen before she gots married again.” ~ Anna Kate

J.T. Cheyanne

Mots clés funny humorous cute-kids



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Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.

Neil Gaiman

Mots clés humor food humour fantasy funny book gaiman graveyard blood vampire neil bananas



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Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.

Lauren Barnholdt

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You're not eating the cheese," Frank says accusingly. And you're fucking my mom, I want to say back.

Lauren Barnholdt

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People talk too much, humans aren't descended from monkeys, they're descended from parrots.

Carlos Ruiz Zafón

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I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity.

Brian Helgeland

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The situation was absurd. He wore riding boots with spurs. Her hair tumbled about her like a shaggy pony's. They were in the schoolroom with the furniture pushed about higgledy-piggledy. But in that instant, she would have danced a fandango with a rose in her teeth if Lochinvar had asked her to.

Marissa Doyle

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Neil Mars?! I could blame him for having killer looks but he could not be faulted for this. He couldn’t have chosen that name for himself. No wonder he tortures his Mom by calling her by her name.

Rucy Ban

Mots clés humor love romantic funny witty banter



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After a few seconds of scraping, I realize what he has isn’t a trail, it’s a whole forest! Ack! Weren’t all men supposed to shave their chest and stuff nowadays? Whatever happened to having fuzz-free Hollywood heroes as role models? At least my embarrassment is completely foregone by the irritation at his lack of upkeep. The only thing distracting me now is that heady mix of musk, shaving cream and a distinctly…male scent. And God knows that is one seriously jeopardizing distraction. Especially with a whizzing needle in one’s hand.

Rucy Ban

Mots clés love romantic funny lust erotic tattoo alpha sexy inked steamy possessive book-boyfriend pierced



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It's called the Infinity Effect.

Edward M. Wolfe

Mots clés energy power infinity funny apocalypse gullibility effect disaster apocalyptic radio catastrophe mirror disasters catastrophes post-apocalyptic mirrors battery nuclear silly nuclear-bomb batteries in-the-end wolfe gullible apocalipse edward-wolfe b-o-b bug-out-bag carries-energy energy-company first-strike mushroom-cloud particle-wave power-company power-outage transistor transistor-radios transistors



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