I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple

Nicole Riekhof

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I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.

Nicole Riekhof

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I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.

Nicole Riekhof

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I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.

Nicole Riekhof

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I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires.

Bauvard

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I had a dream about you. You suggested to split the profits, so I did. I threw one half in the furnace to power the steam engine, and the other half in the air to distract our pursuers.

Bauvard

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I had a dream about you. You were being hung. I had a sword in one hand and a stool in the other. I couldn’t decide which one to use, so I stood on the stool and threw myself on the sword. It was the least I could do to protest capital punishment.

Bauvard

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I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people’s nightmares.

Bauvard

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I had a dream about you. I was a ventriloquist trying to share your fashion secrets, but you wouldn’t talk. So we put on a strip show for the department store sale, and I was arrested for theft – I took away your dignity as a mannequin

Bauvard

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Ancient Chinese proverb,” he said, heading toward the kitchen.
“He who butt-fucks all night wakes up with sore asshole.

Brad Boney

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