Tommy, why did they put Maldon Surrey on the telegram?"
"Because Maldon is in Surrey, idiot.

Agatha Christie

Mots clés haha



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There! Now we're friends!" declared the minx. "Say you're sorry about my sister -"
"I am desolated!"
"That's a good boy!

Agatha Christie

Mots clés friendship humour obedience haha



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Pas encore. Qa m'amuse."
"Really, Poirot!"
"Yes, my friend. I grow old and childish, do I not?

Agatha Christie

Mots clés haha



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He dragged me back - just in time. A tree had crashed down on to the side walk, just missing us. Poirot stared at it, pale and upset.
"It was a near thing that! But clumsy, all the same - for I had no suspicion - at least hardly any suspicion. Yes, but for my quick eyes, the eyes of a cat, Hercule Poirot might now be crushed out of existence - a terrible calamity for the world. And you, too, mon ami - though that would not be such a national catastrophe."
"Thank you," I said coldly.

Agatha Christie

Mots clés humorous haha



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He'd more than achieved his goal; as usual Boyd had the ability to completely blow his mind. If insanity had a temporary cure, its name would be Boyd's Blowjob. He could open his own store full of home remedies; it'd give the term 'Head Shop' a whole new meaning.

Santino Hassell

Mots clés haha boyd hsin



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Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing." Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God, did I really just say that? I had.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

Mots clés funny lol cam avery haha jennifer-l-armentrout wait-for-you



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Sorry. Sorry. Don't hit. Bitches be scary when they hit.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

Mots clés lol jacob hit lmfao avery haha jennifer-l-armentrout j-lynn wait-for-you



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Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?"
"No! Good God, no!

Jennifer L. Armentrout

Mots clés funny cookies cam cookie avery haha jennifer-l-armentrout wait-for-you code-word



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Well,” I said, needing to lighten the mood for him, “next time Kai tries to, um, bust your balls, you can give it right back to him, because he's got a girlfriend now, too.

Wendy Higgins

Mots clés lol haha anna-blake



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Dan moans behind me, reminding her of the problem. She straightens in fear at the sound of his voice, peers over my shoulder at the chunk of bloody beef that is Dan Sikorsky. She looks slowly from him to me. “What did you do?” I duck my head, embarrassed. “I sort of lost my temper.

Jasinda Wilder

Mots clés funny temper lol falling nell haha colton falling-into-you jasinda-wilder



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