Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

Charles Stross

Mots clés humour computers idiots it bogons hacker-folklore



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Our Euripides the human,
With his droppings of warm tears,
and his touchings of things common
Till they rose to meet the spheres.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Mots clés inspirational humour historical



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An Ass put on a Lion's skin and went
About the foreset with much merriment,
Scaring the foolish beasts by brooks and rocks,
Till at last he tried to scare the Fox. But Reynard, hearing from beneath the mane
That Raucous voice so petulant and vain,
Remarked. O' Ass, I too would run away,
But that I know your old familiar bray'.
That's just the way with asses, just the way.

Aesop

Mots clés humour satire



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Nothing can be more notorious than the calumnies and invectives with which the wisest measures and most virtuous characters of The United States have been pursued and traduced [By American Newspapers]

Thurgood Marshall

Mots clés humour satire certain-truth



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When someone uses the phrase ‘the prick one’, and you know immediately that this is a synonym for the word ‘metaphorically’, you are entitled to wonder whether you know the speaker too well. You are even entitled to wonder whether you should know her at all.

Nick Hornby

Mots clés humour



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I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.

Fran Lebowitz

Mots clés humour funny



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I find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a corner, necking.

Dorothy Parker

Mots clés humour boredom counting-sheep



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the only way Bex would miss this would be if she were unconscious. And tied up. And in a concrete bunker. In Siberia.

Ally Carter

Mots clés friendship humour loyalty



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He's never known anything like it! But then, he has never known anything to write home about, so this is nothing to write home about.

Tom Stoppard

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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

Albert Schweitzer

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