Where is Richard, do you know?"
"Chopping onions on the back step. Oh, you mean Master Richard? Upstairs. Eating. Where's anybody?

Hilary Mantel

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The best thing to learn from any government is that it does not get affacted by what other people talk or think about it.

Amit Kalantri

Mots clés humor inspirational optimism inspiration self-esteem inspirational-quotes humour self wit self-awareness government self-motivation self-belief optimist optimistic

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You're- you're not going to force me to go back are you?" he said.
"Um?" said the duke. He waved his hand irritably. "No, no," he said. "Not at all. Just call in at the torturer on your way out. See when he can fit you in.

Terry Pratchett

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But I don't want to be a vampire drone.' Sophronia winced. 'They'll suck my blood and make me wear only the very latest fashions.

Gail Carriger

Mots clés humour vampires young-adult steampunk

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You’ve got to admit it’s a bit of a pantomime, though,” said Crawly. “I mean, pointing out the Tree and saying ‘Don’t Touch’ in big letters. Not very subtle, is it? I mean, why not put it on top of a high mountain or a long way off? Makes you wonder what He’s really planning.

Neil Gaiman

Mots clés god faith humour

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I find cures.” Thwackonax moaned. “I don’t find problems, that’s my patient’s part of the job.

Keisha Keenleyside

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La prochaine fois que vous faites venir un barde, je lui ouvre le bide de là à là, j'lui sors les boyaux et je file sa langue à bouffer aux chiens. C'est clair, ça ? (Arthur à Guenièvre)

Alexandre Astier

Mots clés humour arthurian-legend arthurian-saga

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A homemade cupcake deserves a homemade icing.

Kim Knott

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If you're going to live here, staying civil is as much a duty as sitting the steps or washing dishes. Now, while I bask in the glow of another moral sermon delivered with the precision of a master fencer, hold your applause and let's get back to last night.

Scott Lynch

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What do you do,' said Jean, 'with, ah, "ungifted" children when you have them?'
'Cherish them and raise them, you imbecile. Most of them end up working for us, in Karthain and elsewhere. What did you think we'd do, burn them on a pyre?'
'Forget I asked

Scott Lynch

Mots clés humor children humour magic magi stupid-questions

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