No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...

Terry Pratchett

Mots clés death humourous

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The only way to see everything, my dear, is to see it absolutely.

Sherry Lynn Ferguson

Mots clés wise sweet humourous

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People think common sense is common - but it's not.

Don Cherry

Mots clés humourous hockey

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Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.

Amy Neftzger

Mots clés humor humourous pizza

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Błogosławiony ten, co nie mając nic do powiedzenia, nie obleka tego faktu w słowa.

Cnotliwa kobieta nie goni za mężem, bo kto widział, by pułapka goniła mysz?

Egoista: ten, który więcej dba o siebie niż o mnie.

Pesymista twierdzi, że wszystkie kobiety to nierządnice. Optymista twierdzi, że nie, ale ma nadzieję.

Pojęcia takie jak: wieczność, bezgraniczność zaczynam rozumieć dopiero wtedy, gdy załatwiam jakąś sprawę w urzędzie.

Powiedzieć komuś: idiota! – to nie obelga, lecz diagnoza.

Różnica między wielbłądem i człowiekiem – wielbłąd może pracować przez tydzień nie pijąc; człowiek może przez tydzień pić nie pracując.

Żyj tak, aby znajomym zrobiło się nudno, gdy umrzesz.

Julian Tuwim

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That's part of your curse. To drive men mad with desire and feel no pleasure".

"Great," I muttered. "And all this time I thought I was frigid.

Kristina Douglas

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Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the moment my back was turned, they attacked my wife. I owe them nothing.

Ilona Andrews

Mots clés protectiveness humourous alpha-male

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Daddy was overcome by the charm of this scene. "They're just so amazing at that age. So innocent. So ... pure. As pure as the snow they play in." He apparently hadn't noticed the places where the snow was distinctly yellow.

Josh Lieb

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He looks at me for a long moment. “You’re not the type of woman who gives up easily, are you?” I
can’t tell if he admires this trait or sees it as a sign of deteriorating mental health.

Eileen Cook

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So you say, with your shiny hair and pouty lips - and those breasts - just wait till you start dropping whelps, they'll be at your ankles one day, big as they are - not the whelps, the breasts. The whelps will be in your hair - no, not the shiny hair on your head, well, yes, that hair, but only as a manner of speech.

Steven Erikson

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