I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

Ellen DeGeneres

Mots clés humor animals killing animal-protection deer hunting taxidermy



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Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians--except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Ted Nugent

Mots clés humor meat carnivore hunting vegetarians



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The search for a scapegoat is the easiest of all hunting expeditions.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Mots clés hunting blame scapegoating



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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

P.G. Wodehouse

Mots clés humor perspective guns hunting shooting



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Sure, some find gunning down unsuspecting, innocent animals to be a real hoot. I mean, for Christ sake, they mantle the decapitated, formaldehyde-stuffed heads on the wall. Then, of course, there are the people who enjoy putting sunglasses or hats on it, even putting a blowout in its mouth as if it were an avid party animal. If it had any hands, there would surely be a plastic cup full of cheap beer in it, as well. We can’t forget that it would be named some horrendous name, such as Bill or Frank, something so plain, ordinary, and down-right ridiculous that makes me want to bitch-slap the perpetrators.

Chase Brooks

Mots clés animal-rights deer hunting redneck



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Murphy's face went through several mutations as he spoke, as if small animals were scurrying about just beneath his skin.

Pete Hautman

Mots clés crime hunting gambling series



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In a werewolf pack, you cannot interfere with the mate choice of a clan fellow. You cannot intentionally harm that werewolf’s chosen mate. You are not, however, required to help that person should he find himself in a life - threatening situation.
Somehow, Zeb had managed to stumble into several such situations in the few months since he ’d been engaged to Jolene. He’d had several hunting “accidents” while visiting the McClaine farm, even though he didn’t hunt. The brakes on his car had failed while he was driving home from the farm—twice. Also, a running chainsaw mysteriously fell on him from a hayloft.
He would never get that pinkie toe back.

Molly Harper

Mots clés humor hunting vampire werewolf pinkie-toe



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The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not as different as you might think.

Tom Vanderbilt

Mots clés hunting parking



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It's a pretty blokey magazine [Bacon Busters, 'Australia's only magazine dedicated to pig hunting'], but they have women in it too. There's a 'Boars and Babes' section: women in bikinis sitting on big old pigs.

Andrew Symonds

Mots clés magazines pigs hunting cricket



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Know something? I'd lay even odds that between the people following us and the people hunting us, we've become this city's principle means of employment. Tal Verrar's entire economy is now based on fucking with us.

Scott Lynch

Mots clés economy employment hunting following tal-verrar



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