I wish I could say I’m low maintenance, but I like some of the finer things in life…like a toothbrush.
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Don’t be so concerned,” he whispered. “We will get through this, I promise.”
“What makes you so certain?” I couldn’t help my skepticism.
“We have no other choice,” he replied matter-of-factly.
“Is that really all you can come up with?” I scowled. “Couldn’t you just lie and tell me you have some kind of secret badass weapon that is going to make this a piece of cake?
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See, that’s just it…You shouldn’t even know sayings like that,” I griped. “It takes normal people years to pick up on all those little phrases. Do you have any idea how stupid I feel, when I can’t even say ‘Hello, my name is Palta…Oh, and by the way—I’m the village idiot.’?
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I can finish that off and get you something better,” he offered.
“You’d eat my leftovers?...” I felt like such a prima donna. “You’re a king.”
“I’m a…hungry…king,” he shrugged, as he unassumingly glanced to the side. “I’m not picky.
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I can only imagine what goes on in that head of yours…” he teased. “I assure you I haven’t taken up black magic, ritualistic sacrifice, or—”
“Plushophilia?” I tagged on.
“Excuse me?…” came his half-confused, half-intrigued reaction.
“An obsession with stuffed animals,” I clarified. “I mean, you are a young one…”
“Where did you come up with that?” He kept his hands firmly covering my eyes, but I could hear the amused smile in his voice. “Is that even a real word?”
“I’m a doctor, I know these things,” I shrugged.
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You get a kick out of shocking the pants off me, don’t you?” I shook my head with a smirk.
He just shrugged with a playful smile, his eyes momentarily flitting toward my pants before returning to meet my gaze.
“It’s an expression,” I rolled my eyes. “Don’t tell me you aren’t familiar with it, Mr. Smarty Pants.”
“You have quite a repertoire of ‘pants’ references, don’t you?
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Aeron’s stone-faced expression cracked, as he turned to give me a dumbfounded look.
Meeting his questioning eyes, I let out a little annoyed sigh, “I refuse to believe that you don’t know the meaning of ‘cojones’.”
“I’m well aware of the meaning,” he raised his eyebrows, fighting back a smile. “Just a little surprised at your choice of words…”
“Yeah, I can really paint a verbal picture,” I responded dryly.
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I’m not familiar with this word you were repeating before…‘cojones’, was it?”
I blushed as Dominick patted me on the back. “Way to introduce him to the vernacular, Palta.
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I missed her smile…the way she would roll her eyes when she thought I was being ridiculous…the quiet way she almost tiptoed when she walked that gave her away as a ballerina…the fact that she could probably give me a fairly decent ass-kicking if she set her mind to it. I missed it all.
I missed her.
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My instincts told me that death would somehow be…different. But my rational mind reminded me that I had probably tempted fate one too many times. At least, I thought it was my rational mind. It sure seemed like the usual voice inside my head. Thank God there was only one of them.
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