I want to live life on my own terms. But I'm Mexican, so mi familia is always there to guide me in everything I do, whether I want them to or not. Well, "guide" is too weak a word. "Dictate" is more like it.
Simone ElkelesMots clés rules-of-attraction
You know about fixing cars, you're athletic, and you know when to shut up."
"That last one isn't a skill."
"Honey, trust me. It's a skill.
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And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.
Simone ElkelesMots clés funny rules-of-attraction
Normal? I'm not normal enough for you?" Carlos says. "You want this guy instead? Did you notice his hair doesn't move? That's not normal. You want to date him again, go ahead. Hell, if you want to marry him and be Kiara Barra the rest of your life, be my guest."
"That's not want I--"
"I don't want to hear it. Hasta," Carlos says, ignoring me and walking away.
I feel my face heat in embarrassment as I look at Michael. "Sorry. Carlos can he abrasive sometimes."
"Don't apologize. The guy obviously has major issues and, for the record, my hair moves... when I want it to.
Mots clés funny rules-of-attraction
Look at me, chica." When she does, I repeat, "Eres hermosa."
"What does it mean?"
"You're beautiful.
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La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don't know the rest, la la la la!
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Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers).
Simone ElkelesMots clés humour rules-of-attraction carlos-fuentes
Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?
Simone ElkelesMots clés humour rules-of-attraction carlos-fuentes
Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.
Simone ElkelesMots clés humour rules-of-attraction carlos-fuentes
Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.
Simone ElkelesMots clés humour rules-of-attraction carlos-fuentes
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