teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or ironic. if they say "I wish someone would drop a bomb on this school right now," that means they have arranged for a nuclear arsenal to be emptied onto the school and should be immediately suspended and ridiculed. if they say they were merely coming up with a joking excuse to postpone a bio test, reply that all jokes are funny, and that since dropping a bomb on a school is not funny, it is therefore
not
a
joke.

David Levithan

Mots clés funny sarcasm irony teenagers teens jokes

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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

E.L. James

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So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist.

Jennifer Bosworth

Mots clés energy funny sarcasm irony lightning electrical-charges struck

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I don't need you to tell me I'm not well, though I don't really know what's wrong with me; I think I'm five times healthier than you are.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

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Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice.

Elle Casey

Mots clés humour sarcasm

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I've heard that the best way to help poor people is to make sure you don't become one of them

Robin S. Sharma

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Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

Cassandra Clare

Mots clés humor sarcasm jace fat mortal-instruments city-of-ashes vain cassandra-clare

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All right. The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.

John Green

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The building is a tumbling house of cards behind me. The bus bitches are paper cutouts.

Jolene Stockman

Mots clés school sarcasm bitches paper-cutouts

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The inextinguishable lesbian spark. You've surely heard about it? The one that was first ignited at Lesbos, because Sappho was so sad every time a young woman left the academy that she wrote her a poem. Fancy being sad because someone leaves! Perverted, that's what I call it. Don't you?

Gerd Brantenberg

Mots clés sarcasm lesbian sappho

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