Ellis: "What's so funny?"

Skyla: You're funny," I say. "You look real scary. I bet your mom's proud, though." I don't know why I add that last bit, I just do.

Addison Moore

Mots clés ellis skyla



Aller à la citation


She gives me the finger and turns back around. "Did you see that?" I flinch at the gesture. "That is completely illegal in here.

Addison Moore

Mots clés church skyla nat



Aller à la citation


I shake my head. I don't want anything from Logan. Logan is dangerous. Handling a wholesome dairy product does not ease the effects of the malfeasance he's guilty of.

Addison Moore

Mots clés logan skyla



Aller à la citation


I try to ignore the fact that he's sprawled out next to me in all his birthday suit glory right now which totally confuses the hell out of me. What am I supposed to be doing? Should I grab onto it with both hands like a fire hose?

Addison Moore

Mots clés gage skyla



Aller à la citation


You didn't happen to see your future mother-in-law at that meeting today, did you?" May as well milk the effort.
"Yes, the hormonal carp was present."
"Marshall!"
"She blew me a new one, as you would say."
"She ripped you a new one," I correct. "The word blow has an entirely different meaning. I suggest you remove it from your lexicon.

Addison Moore

Mots clés skyla marshall



Aller à la citation


Drake comes over and sits on the arm of the couch, a Landon no-no. Figures. Drake can knock girls up, deform the furniture and no one says boo. What the hell did I ever do?

Addison Moore

Mots clés skyla



Aller à la citation


The thought of my mother talking to me about sex makes me want to stab my eyes out with a fork, gouge even deeper and scramble my brains to prevent the conversation from ever happening.

Addison Moore

Mots clés humorous-quotes skyla



Aller à la citation


Chloe Bishop took an ax and gave Skanky Skyla forty whacks. And when she saw what she had done, she gave her family forty-one."
A tingle of fear rises through my spine as Chloe cackles her way into Ethan's bedroom.

Chloe Bishop is certifiably insane.
And dear God Almighty - I do believe she's going to kill us all.

Addison Moore

Mots clés toxic chloe skyla



Aller à la citation




Mots clés toxic logan skyla



Aller à la citation


We could call him Gynecological Gage or Assman - AssHOLE - take your pick.

Addison Moore

Mots clés toxic skyla



Aller à la citation



Page 1 de 2.
suivant dernier » ;

©gutesprueche.com

Data privacy

Imprint
Contact
Wir benutzen Cookies

Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.

OK Ich lehne Cookies ab