The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.
Richard PryorMots clés humor vampires stand-up-comedy richard-pryor
Scare you?" he asked from where he walked beside her.
"No." Yes. Like he didn't know. "I hate that silent speed thing. Worst vampire ability ever.
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That’s right, Justina!' he said more than
once. 'We’re going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?
Mots clés vampires timmy night-huntress-series
Everything's about my personal entertainment. The world is my stage. Keep it up- you're becoming a star performer in the show.
Richelle MeadMots clés vampires vampire-academy adrian-ivashkov bloodlines sydney-sage
My ideas about vampires may be romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul.
Deborah HarknessHer eyes went so wide they nearly bulged. It was probably wrong of me to find that amusing. Or to want to take a photo of Nicholas with his fangs out and wearing a black cape lined with red satin and then hang it over my pillow in a heart-shaped frame.
Alyxandra HarveyWhat can I say? I prefer to die well informed.
Nalini SinghMots clés humor life knowledge death vampires elena guild-hunter nalini-sighn
And vampires never sparkle unless they just ate a stripper.
James R. TuckDid they look like psychos? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them - I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!
Seth GeckoMots clés humor vampires from-dusk-til-dawn
Myrnin was heading for Kim when she picked up a crossbow lying on a table nearby and shot him pointblank in the chest.
He staggered backward, muttered, "Not again
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