If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.

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Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.


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If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.


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She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.

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I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.


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I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed.


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I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and I thought I was as ostrich, because I hadn’t figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down, and then you saw that you and I weren’t so different after all.

Dora J. Arod

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