You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

Bill Watterson

Tag: luck calvin-and-hobbes bad-day

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Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?
Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

Bill Watterson

Tag: life god calvin hobbes

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CALVIN:
When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.

Bill Watterson

Tag: life

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Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN

Bill Watterson

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You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.

Bill Watterson

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You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different.

Bill Watterson

Tag: change-life

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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Bill Watterson

Tag: life control

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Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.
-Calvin

Bill Watterson

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Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

Bill Watterson

Tag: humor calvin-and-hobbes

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I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

Bill Watterson

Tag: genius calvin-and-hobbes misunderstood

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