There are no insect eggs in my food.” Mrs. White reiterated.
You should use that in your advertising,” Nate suggested.
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We humans are conflicted beings. Our beliefs don't always harmonize with our instincts, and our behavior doesn't always reflect our beliefs. ... We wage war between the person we are and the person we hope to become.
Brandon MullThe curse of mortality. You spend the first portion of your life learning, growing stronger, more capable. And then, through no fault of your own, your body begins to fail. You regress. Strong limbs become feeble, keen senses grow dull, hardy constitutions deteriorate. Beauty withers. Organs quit. You remember yourself in your prime, and wonder where that person went. As your wisdom and experience are peaking, your traitorous body becomes a prison.
Brandon MullSmart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.
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Running toward danger is foolhardy. ... But so is closing your eyes to it. Many perils become less dangerous once you understand their potential hazards.
Brandon MullSeth trotted over to Kendra. Bringing good luck as usual
It was a weak pass okay
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When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.
Brandon MullTag: humor
The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.
Brandon MullYou don't get it? He poisonded me! He poisonded me, and you're next. I'm going to die. We're all going to die."
-Seth
My dad says people who insist that youtrust them usually don't deserve it.
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