Fire is no laughing matter. In a drunken attempt to appear womanly, my neighbor tried to burn her pubes off when she was fifteen, but it hurt too much to get it completely smooth. My friend had sex with her two years later and said her clit looked like a chestnut. I’ve been pro-bush ever since.
Brian CelioTag: sex fire neighbor pro-bush
I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
Brian CelioTag: clever
Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.
Brian CelioLet me be frank even though I'm Vincent and prefer to be called V.
Brian CelioI'm just like any other person you can meet and greet on the street and like or not like. I'm not Holden or Humbert. You can really touch me! If you don't believe me, come to Aristod right now. Come hold and hump me!
Brian CelioTag: humor holden salinger wordplay humbert
I wish my nose would blow me for once.
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