Come back with a healthy monkey, or don't come back at all.

Brian K. Vaughan


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Capitalism may be the unequal distribution of wealth, socialism is the equal distribution of poverty.

Brian K. Vaughan


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A child isn't a symbol, it's a child! It needs applesauce and, and, and playpens and an ass-load of other things we can't provide while we're on the goddamn lam!
Just to be clear. Your exact words to me were: "Please shoot it in my twat."
Yeah. I know.

Brian K. Vaughan


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Cool. So glad I got to do all this in a towel.

Brian K. Vaughan

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You're the one saying how vital offing these kids and grabbing their brat is to the war effort, right? Well, I'm telling you I need way more cash to do it right, so--

Lying.

How have you not murdered that creature by now?

Oh, I've tried.

Brian K. Vaughan

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You're right that not everything we do has to have some kind of social agenda, but that doesn't mean it can only be anesthetizing crap.

Brian K. Vaughan

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Ciba: "I thought you were supposed to be some big brave war hero. What about that goddamn gold star you polish every night?"

Natalya: "You know what this shiny piece of tin is, you fucking space cadet? It's the way stupid boys trick other stupid boys into dying for bullshit causes ... and I'm done acting like one of them.

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Natalya: "It was our favorite sister of NASA who guilt me into putting my tits on line to rescuing you helpless ornaments.

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Suck my hemorrhoids!

Brian K. Vaughan


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Trust me, this whole freakout is probably just hormonal. You only gave birth, what, a week ago? Your body's still, like, a wasteland of chemical imbalance.

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