Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascinastion.
Carroll BryantTag: self-deprecation
There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place
Carroll BryantTag: humorous philisophical
Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example
Carroll BryantTag: social-commentary
I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction
Carroll BryantTag: philosophy humorous personal
I don’t think it’s proper for a girl to have three boyfriends.” Jennifer now begins to sound her age, and more like a grandmother.
Sally attempts to clear up any confusion. “They’re not my boyfriends, they’re just boys who are my friends.”
“How could I have ever misunderstood that?
Where am I going to grow a garden in a penthouse?”
“Next time I visit I’ll fix you up a spot in one of the corners. You won’t even know it’s there until its time to harvest.”
“Wonderful.” But then it occurred to her. “Jenny, next time you visit?”
“What? What is it?” Jennifer asked.
Christine half stuttered. “You have never been to my penthouse.”
“Really?” Jennifer thought back when something came to mind. “Well, what was that great big building we went to the last time we visited? You know, we went all the way to the top.”
“That was the Empire State building.”
“No fooling? Huh, what do you know? Well you should move in there, it was beautiful as I recall.”
“You can’t move into the Empire State building.”
“Oh, that’s right,” Jennifer soon realized, “those mean terrorists tore it down. My, that was just awful.
You are evil woman, just plain evil.
Carroll BryantLook how healthy you are, and your skin, it's like a Barbie doll."
"Why, thank you, Jenny." Christine graciously accepted the compliment, only to get side swiped when Jennifer moved to the door. "Tell me, will you melt if it gets too hot outside?
Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
Carroll BryantTag: humor philosophical humorous-quotations
The last word of love is ... goodbye.
Carroll BryantTag: love lovers loveless romance-dear-john romantic-tragedy
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