My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.
Charlaine HarrisIt's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
Charlaine HarrisTag: humor relationships dating vampire
There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.
Charlaine HarrisTag: humor sookie-stackhouse
Some might think you suicidal."
"Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass.
Tag: defiance sookie-stackhouse eric-northman true-blood
I could tell Hugo was convinced that he would get to walk back up these stairs: after all, he was a civilized person. These were all civilized people.
Hugo really couldn't imagine that anything irreparable could happen to him, because he was a middle-class white American with a college education, as were all the people on the stairs with us.
I had no such conviction. I was not a wholly civilized person.
My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.
Charlaine HarrisFinally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.
Charlaine HarrisI dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking I was a bit too curvy for his taste. He was thinking he'd better not think about me that way anymore. He was missing his wife.
Charlaine HarrisI'M SCARED I'LL SHOOT MY NEIGHBOR BY ACCIDENT IF I SEE HIM TROTTING DOWN THE ROAD, SAID A FARMER IN KANSAS, WHAT IF HE GETS AFTER MY CHICKENS?
Charlaine HarrisI kicked off my sandals, put my ice-tinkling glass on the small table by my current book.
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