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By the way, don’t you think shoving a light bulb up baby Jesus’ butt and plugging it in is just a little sacrilegious?

Will I have to use a litter box?"
--Emma to Max after he just explained she'll be turning into a puma shifter
The Wallflower (Halle Pumas Book 1)

Hello! Hunk getting naked time. You expected me not to look?

Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira's
underwear.

God, being noble sucked ass.

She strode up some steps and banged on the door. "Now you play nice or I'll put you in the dog house."(Alannah)
"Woof."(Christopher Beckett)

Don't sound so grumpy. Next thing you know you'll be whinning and giving me puppy dog eyes.

Don't call me babe. And next time I'm letting my Metaphysical answering meachine get it.

Does the Pope love Jesus?

Becks?”
“Yes?”
“Santa smoked a reefer and decorated my house.”
“What? Hold on, I’ll be there in a few minutes.

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