I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken.
Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones get fried.
I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker
Darynda Jonesguys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster
Darynda JonesGive it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.
Darynda JonesCookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second floor of Calamity's, my dad's bar, which sat right in front of our apartment building. The short commute was nice and rarely invloved rabid raccoons.
Darynda JonesThen I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd asked her to drown the neighbor's cat."
Admittedly, drowning the neighbor's cat didn't really clue me in as much as I would've liked. "So, she was angry?"
He blinked back to me and stared. Like a long time.
after an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy. It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter, mostly because it seemed like the right thing to do. As soon as my java was piping hot I popped him into the microwave. hopefully the radioactive environment would sterilize Peter. No need to have little Peters running around, wreaking havoc.
Darynda JonesThere are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
Darynda JonesTag: funny t-shirt-sayings
My calculations - allowing for a 12 percent margin of error, based on the radius of the corresponding confidence interval and the surgeon general's warning - concluded that they probably didn't stay behind for the tacos.
Darynda JonesTag: funny-humor dead-people charley-davidson
I hardly loathe myself. Have you seen my ass? --Charlotte Davidson
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