Can I jump in your body and make out with my wife through you?”
I fought a grin. “It doesn’t really work that way.”
“Then can you just make out with my wife and pretend I’m in your body?”
“No.”
“I can pay. I have money.”
“How much we talking?

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Looks like macho boy's cool just melted like a Slush Puppie in August.

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You pretty much annoy me and thus can kiss my ass

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Que no me importe no quiere decir que no lo entienda.

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My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.
- Charley Davidson

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You’re the reason I breathe

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It is sexy in here or is it just me?

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Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way…

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Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.

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Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists.

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