Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.

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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

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That took balls."

"Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two.

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Genius has its limitations.
Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker

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I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding."

I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding internally, I'd know somewhere deep inside? Like, internally?

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After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.

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She's like a hurricane on crystal meth.

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You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

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Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.
- T-shirt

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This guy in high school tried to run me over with his dad’s SUV.
Bad shoved the vehicle through a store window.” The memory brought a smile to
my face.

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