Wait. Somehow the word chicken struck a chord. I played with it in my mind. Rolled it over my tongue. Then came to a conclusion; It was me. I was a chicken butt.
Darynda JonesTag: humor
I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly
Darynda JonesTag: humor charley-davidson
I should’ve known the day was going to turn out bad when it started with my father trying to kill me
Darynda JonesTag: charley-davidson
Dad!” I said, trying to get his attention. “It is so official you are a bad father. Good fathers do not shoot their daughters!”
I crossed my arms and brought out the big guns. “I am so telling Mom when I die.
My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe SATAN had A.D.D. too. It would explain a lot.
Darynda JonesThe rush of adrenaline helped. Not a lot. I still needed a caffeine fix, but at least I was awake enough to realize I quite possibly had my underwear on inside out. Something didn’t feel right down yonder.
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Darynda JonesGemma was so determined for me to deal with my PTSD, but I thought I was doing pretty well with it. We were friends now. I had my incontinence under control
Darynda JonesTag: disorders charley-davidson-humor
The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction.
I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve.
“Wut the foock?”
Did he just say the F-word?
“Ya not even foocking listening.”
“Ha! This is great,” I said to the dead naked guy. He ignored me. Ozzy was so entertaining
Tag: gps ozzy charley-davidson-humor
This was insane. What was wrong with the world? Didn’t they know that ghosts and supernatural powers where little girls helped their dads and uncles solve case didn’t exist?
It was books. It was television shows and movies. They had desensitized the world.
"Damn writers.
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