The most dangerous drink is gin. You have to be really, really careful with that. And you also have to be 45, female and sitting on the stairs. Because gin isn't really a drink, it's more a mascara thinner. "Nobody likes my shoes!" "I made... I made fifty... fucking vol-au-vents, and not one of you... not one of you... said 'Thank you.'" And my favourite: "Everybody, shut up. Shut up! This song is all about me.
Dylan MoranNothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine.
Dylan MoranI don't know what I want but I know that I want it now.
Dylan MoranI can’t get involved in all the murders you need to commit to get this shit out of your system.
Dylan MoranYou’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand.
Dylan MoranPeople will kill you. Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, harmless sounding phrases that people uses every day, like: 'Be realistic!'"
[What It Is (2009)]
Tag: life goals ambition realism dylan-moran
You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop piss at 3am--you do sometimes look at yourself and think--this is fantastic. I'm in heaven.
Dylan MoranA man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!
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