Connor Broekhart was born to fly, or more accurately he was born flying.

Eoin Colfer


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Chaos reigned, and the survivalists eagerly unwrapped the kidskin from their crossbows.

Phase one of Opal's plan was complete.

Eoin Colfer


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Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers.
"Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?

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Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.

Eoin Colfer

Tag: ignorance observations



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You don't understand!' Foaly objected.
Trouble cut him off with a chop of his hand through the air. 'I never understand. That's why we pay you and your dork posse."
Foaly objected again. 'They are not dorks!'
Trouble found space for yet another holster. 'Really? That guy brings a Beanie Baby to work every day. And your nephew, Mayne, speaks fluent Unicorn.'
'They're not all dorks,' said Foaly, correcting himself.

Eoin Colfer

Tag: humor nerds



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I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland.
A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

Eoin Colfer


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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?

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Don't you worry about that, Mr. Adamsson. Why don't you head back to Reykjavik and spend some of that extortionate fee you charged me for a couple of hours' usage of your frankly third-rate restaurant and perhaps find a friendless tree stump to listen to your woes?

Eoin Colfer


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Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.

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Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life.

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